Call for Submissions on Theme of "The Call is Coming From Inside the House": Talk Vomit

Spring quarterly submissions will remain open until March 6th.

THEME:

Our spring edition theme is the call is coming from inside the house, however you interpret that. What does it look like — feel like — to find the threat is actually coming from within — your person, your community? We will accept traditional horror (light on the gore, please) as well as more experimental interpretations of this prompt. For detailed guidelines, please review our submissions page. Submissions may be sent using this Google Form.

We manage submissions through Google Forms, linked above.

The details:

• Non-fiction under 4,000 words, fiction under 2,000, and poetry just generally kept to a minimum

• Please submit one prose piece or two poems.

• Turnaround times vary. Expect a response within approximately one month of submissions closing.

• Talk Vomit believes wholeheartedly in simultaneous submissions and raises their eyebrows at places that don’t. BUT, if your piece is accepted elsewhere, please email:

 talk@talkvomit.com

as soon as you can. If you don’t, it stands to be quite embarrassing for both of us.

• Talk Vomit asks for first serial rights. We aim to share most work on our website, our Substack, and in print, as space allows. Upon initial publication, all rights revert back to you, although we ask you credit Talk Vomit in the event of republication.

Some stuff we particularly like:

• Gothic stories. Not high fantasy stuff, usually, but moody and atmospheric pieces that take a microscope to the underbelly of our communities and relationships

• Flash satire

• Essays that weave first-person with cultural criticism; essays with a fresh coming-of-age narrative (one can come of age at many times in their life, in many ways; Monica is currently particularly interested in coming-of-age stories related to motherhood, fwiw)

• Cultural criticism, in general

• Book reviews, especially those in the 300-600 word range — unless you’re baking in some first-person narrative and lengthier criticism. If that’s the case, follow our general nonfiction word limit.

• Serial stories. Feel free to pitch one at:

 talk@talkvomit.com

Let’s get Dickensian about it.

At the end of the day, we’re curating each quarterly to fit a theme and meet our editorial needs. We say no to a lot of a solid pieces that we simply don’t have room for. Don’t hesitate to submit to the next round if your piece is not accepted.

If your piece is a thinly-veiled homage to Lolita, we will delete it without response. Read something else.

Payment: We’re very pleased to pay our contributors thanks to print zine sales and supporters of our Substack. Our rates are DIY-zine rates, but we hope they will increase. Fiction and nonfiction run in the $10-30 range; poetry in the $5-15 range. The rate will be higher for print exclusives. We issue honraria via Venmo and PayPal.

FYI: We began publishing on a mostly quarterly basis on April 1, 2023.